
So thereโs no gray-haired psychic in your town? And you can’t sneak another call into the astrology hotline without your mom noticing the long-distance charges? If you need some answers in your life, and answers more specific than the good oldย Magic 8 Ballย can provide, the Ouija Board might be your next stop. Not only, for example, can the Ouija tell youย ifย you should go ahead and color your hair, but it can also tell youย what colorย you should choose. Fortune telling was never this specific! There is much debate as to what moves the pointer around on the boardโis it the players themselves or the busybody spirit world? And if you think the 8 Ball has its fair share of literal-minded, no-fan-of-anything-you-canโt-reach-out-and-grab opponents, you should get a load of the apprehension and controversy that the Ouija inspires. All of it would make William Fuld, the boardโs quirkily entrepreneurial patriarch, very, very proud.
In mid-nineteenth century New York, communing with the โother sideโ was all the rage. Spiritualist churches were popping up everywhere, and the cityโs chic hostesses clamored for authentic mediums to attend their gatherings, so that chatty members of the spirit world could speak through them. As an alternative to all that zany vocalizing, there was โspirit writing,โ wherein the medium would establish contact with a spirit, grab a pencil, and let the spirit do the rest. A doohickey called the โplanchetteโ was invented for such parlor sessionsโa small, heart-shaped plank (planchette means โlittle plankโ in French) with a pencil at the heartโs apex. The downside to spirit writing was that the mediums, or ahem, their spirit-communicators, didnโt always have the most legible penmanship, and message transmission tended to be a boreโand nobody wants that at a sรฉance party.
โTalking boards,โ the brainchild of three Americans named E.C. Reiche, Elijah Bond and Charles Kennard, came next. This rectangular wooden slab provided a flat surface for the wooden-pegged planchette to glide over, featuring the alphabet, numbers one through ten, and words โyesโ and โno.โ According to some, Kennard called the board โOuijaโ after an Egyptian word for good luck, and even better yet (at least better for Ouijaโs sometimes purposely murky history), Kennard claimed the board itself suggested the word. In 1892, Kennardโs ex-foreman, William Fuld, took the company over, named it the Ouija Novelty Company, and began producing the board in high volume numbers.
Fuld, no marketing dimwit himself, concocted his own version of the Ouijaโs genesis: claiming he invented the whole enchilada himself, and that the word Ouija was actually an amalgam of the French โouiโ and the German โjaโโpossibly just a way to force people to pronounce it correctly. Fuld didnโt own the market on talking boards (there was Milton Bradleyโs Genii, for instance), but he certainly cornered it. In 1927, Fuld fell from a factory roof in his native Baltimoreโsome say suicide, some accident. Fuldโs children took over after that, and then in 1966, Parker Brothers bought the company.
Today, the board is made of folding cardboard instead of wood, and the planchette glides on velvet tabs instead of wooden pegs, but other than that, it looks nearly the same as it did over one hundred years ago. The alphabet spans the board in two crescent rows, the numbers are below that, and in the corners are the words โyesโ and โno,โ and at the bottom, โgood bye.โ All this handy data faces the player who sits at the base of the board, so if reading upside down doesnโt come easy, savvy players sometimes recruit a note-taker to jot down the letters, which can then be deciphered later.
The unspoken rules that go along with this game are legion. Never play it alone. Never play angry. Never, especially in the case of permanent hair color choices, let the Ouija be the final authority. Play at night, because according to Ouija aficionados, there is less traffic in the psychic atmosphere. Decide on one person who will ask all the questions, because there is less confusion to any, um, spirits who are out there, navigating said psychic traffic. Candlelight is recommended (the spirit world having always been a big advocate of energy conservation), and two players are best. The board is best placed atop the two playersโ knees, but a table is okay if the candlelight is making a jittery playerโs knees knock. Warm the planchette, or pointer, up by moving it around in circles, but then stop moving it altogether. Check for white around the fingertips, which indicate someone is pressing down, and then ask a clearly stated question. Hopefully, if the atmosphere is favorable and the traffic is light, the spirits will take over.
Or will they? Some believe the board is just a reflection of the playersโ inner psychesโno spirits at all, just us good old fashioned, earthbound folks who guide the pointer unconsciously. Fair enough, but letโs face it, sometimes the pointing isnโt always unconscious. Those same rascals who occasionally โborrowโ from the bank in Monopoly when no one is looking are also known to form words on the Ouija Board deliberately. And then, of course, we feign great surprise (with a sly mental nod to their junior high drama class teachers) as that magic planchette spells out exactly what we want to hear.
Parker Brothers likes to avoid negative Ouija connotations, but when dealing with a supposed conduit for incorporeal intelligences, thereโs a certain degree of creepiness that canโt be helped. The board was supposedly banned in Britain during the โ70s, and there are plenty of parents and religious groups today whoโd just as soon their kids just play checkers. Of course, all the mystique just sells more boards and makes impromptu Ouija sessions feel nicely forbidden and scandalousโa feeling you just canโt get from checkers.
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