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Eternia Playset: The Crown Jewel of Masters of the Universe Toys

Eternia was the crown jewel of Masters of the Universe, a towering three tower battleground so massive and rare that it became playground legend, the ultimate prize most kids only saw in catalogs and dreams.

Rubik’s Cube: The Puzzle That Defined a Generation

Mickey Yarber

The Rubik’s Cube began as a simple wooden teaching tool in a Budapest classroom, but it quickly grew into a global obsession, a colorful puzzle that turned a quiet architect’s idea into one of the most iconic toys ever created.

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Food Fighters: The Toy Line Where Every Meal Was a Mission

Mickey Yarber

Food Fighters marched into the late eighties with bright colors, wild imagination, and edible heroes that turned kitchen tables into battlefields, creating one of the decade’s quirkiest and most unforgettable toy lines.

Mad Scientist Monster Lab: When Kids Became Creepy Little Chemists

Mickey Yarber

In the neon-soaked landscape of 1980s toy aisles, where action figures ruled and slime was king, Mattel dared to go one step further into the bizarre. Enter the Mad Scientist Monster Lab…a gloriously grotesque toy

Supernaturals: The Hologram Heroes and Villains of Our Childhood

Mickey Yarber

In the fall of 1987, toy shelves were glowing…literally. Amid the neon slime, transforming robots, and sword-wielding warriors of the decade, Tonka introduced a line that felt like it crawled out of a haunted comic

Ghost Castle: The Haunted Board Game That Turned Fear Into Fun

Mickey Yarber

In the mid-1980s, when board games were branching into three-dimensional designs and Halloween-themed fun was creeping into toy aisles, Ghost Castle emerged as a standout. Released by MB Games in 1985, Ghost Castle was more

Fireball Island: Treasure Hunts, Lava Runs, and Legendary Escapes

Mickey Yarber

In the golden age of 1980s board games, few titles captured the imagination quite like Fireball Island. Released by Milton Bradley in 1986, this wasn’t just another game, it was a spectacle. With its three-dimensional

Teddy Ruxpin Was the Talking Toy That Became a Phenomenon

Mickey Yarber

At some point, anyone who had a stuffed animal wished that it could talk. Kids look upon these toys as friends and companions, so it’s only natural for them to wish they could come to

Simon: The Memory Game That Frustrated a Generation

Mickey Yarber

There was never enough Simon to go around. This was one of those toys that could languish alone in the corner of a kid’s room, in desperate need of a battery or a good dusting-off,

Pound Puppies: The Plush Pups That Ruled the 80s

Mickey Yarber

There are a variety of things a person can dream about while he or she is putting transmissions together, one after the other, day after day, on a Cincinnati car factory assembly line. If it

Enertech Water Guns: The Realistic Water Guns That Created Controversy

Mickey Yarber

Before the neon splash of Super Soakers dominated backyard water warfare, a more intense breed of water guns made waves in the mid-1980s. Enertech water guns, manufactured by LJN Toys, stood out for their jaw-dropping

Sit‑N‑Spin: The Classic Toy That Made Us All Dizzy With Joy

Mickey Yarber

Carnival rides were one of the coolest things about being a kid. Getting strapped into a Tilt-A-Whirl or Tea Cups and then being spun around was the next best thing to an out-of-body experience. Of

Lazer Tag: High‑Tech Hits and Pure 80s Power

Mickey Yarber

If you were a kid in 1986, you probably remember the hype. For months before Worlds of Wonder finally released Lazer Tag, the company built up suspense to unbelievable levels with a series of teasing

Battle Beasts: Small Figures and Big Battles

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“Fire burns Wood! Wood floats on Water! Water puts out Fire!” Battle Beasts finally gave us the answer to a question that has plagued mankind since the dawn of time: If animals were bred into

The Big Fun That Came From the Little GUTS Action Figures

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Toy soldiers have allowed kids all over the world to be the generals of their own armies for many decades. These enduringly popular toys have seen many variations from the basic green plastic soldiers that

M.U.S.C.L.E: The Pink Wrestler Army That Took Over the 80s

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You thought the WWF had some bizarre characters? Please. Anybody who wanted to see some real oddball wrestling action in the mid-80s took a visit down to the M.U.S.C.L.E. arena. Those brawny battlers on television may have

Big Trak: The Programmable Tank That Drove Our Childhoods

Mickey Yarber

November of 1979 was the moment the future finally arrived in the American living room. When the holidays arrived a month later, many American children (mostly boys) were treated to the toy of their dreams,