Ugly Halloween Sweaters! Our 5 Favorites for 2019

Ugly Halloween Sweaters are quickly becoming one of the best parts of the Halloween season, and we’re getting in on the fun here at TRN!  You’ve probably heard Jason and I talk about them on The Retro Network Podcast, but hearing about them is one thing, but seeing them is another.  To show off just a few of the great sweaters from, here’s a look at five of our favorites that they have to offer this year.

And guess what, if you see one on this list that you just can’t live without, you can use our exclusive promo link and save 15% your entire order from now through Oct. 31, 2019!  Click here to visit their site and automatically activate the code!

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Ugly Halloween Sweater#5:  Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th Ugly Halloween Sweater

Jason Voorhees has been spreading his own special brand of fear from the beginning of time. Well, that’s not true. He’s only been up to his mischief since the eighties. Still, it seems like his special brand of horror has become timeless.  Many a kid and adult alike can be found sporting a hockey mask as part of their Halloween costume each year, and Jason is the reason why.  This sweater features the mal-adjusted Camp Crystal Lake resident is his spookiest splendor.  The black sweater is the perfect backdrop too, as it gives a feeling of him coming in the darkness like he is known for.  Having the hockey masks and Camp Crystal Lake signs adorning the sleeves is a great touch as well.  Now while this one isn’t as gaudy as traditional ugly sweaters, it has just enough stuff on it to certainly put it in the conversation.  If you’re a fan of Jason or the franchise in general, this may be the sweater for you this season.



Ugly Halloween Sweater#4:  Voodoo Skull Ugly Halloween Sweater

There’s a cabin in those woods. No cars go there. The paths to this cabin twist and turn through a mossy forest and stagnant swamps. It creaks, balancing on poles in a clearing that’s bathed in moonlight. There’s a priestess in that cabin. She has the power to whip up some serious potions. They can bring you confidence, sharpen your wits, or chase off bad luck. It’s safe to say that her potions are pretty great. But here’s the thing, potions are becoming a thing of the past.  But not this sweater.

Besides the thoughts of this sweater helping you show off your love for all things voodoo, you know what else we love about this sweater?  It looks like it could be a Guns ‘n’ Roses album cover!  So you can not only show off your affection for Halloween, voodoo, skulls, and snakes, but you can also remind the world that you are a classical music fan at the same time!



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#3:  Beetlejuice It’s Showtime!  Ugly Halloween Sweater

Here we go again. Every time Beetlejuice says those words, really crazy things start happening. Sandworms start showing up. Dinner parties get ruined. He might even try to marry a mortal woman so he can escape the Netherworld. There’s definitely never a dull moment when you summon him to the party. Well, now it’s time for you to summon him! This Beetlejuice It’s Showtime Halloween Sweater brings you a showstopping style that features the one and only Ghost with the Most.

Beetlejuice is one of the most beloved movies, and beloved characters, in Halloween canon these days, and now you indoctrinate the rest of the world into loving the dead guy with the cool and morbid sense of humor.




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#2:  Freddy Krueger Striped Nightmare on Elm Street Sweater

There are certain horror ideas that are more fearful than others. Freddie’s story was just like that. He’s a killer monster who can chase you through nightmares. What, exactly, are you supposed to do when you’re being chased by this fella? All the other spooks and ghouls have answers. You can use garlic to chase off Dracula. You can sage your apartment to keep a poltergeist away. You can use a silver bullet on a werewolf. But the only thing to stave off Freddie’s charge is caffeine. And no matter how much espresso you guzzle throughout the day, you can’t fight off sleep forever. He’ll be there as soon as you’ve reached your first REM cycle.

This sweater is not near as gaudy as others on this list, but it is still pretty ugly with that color combination.  But we wanted to highlight this one in particular because you never know when you’ll need an ugly Halloween sweater for a “dress up” occasion, and this is your go-to sweater for that.



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#1:  Horror Monsters Ugly Halloween Sweater

With the start of October looming, the stress of choosing a costume ensues. The pressure mounts when thinking of all the classic monsters you’d like to disguise yourself as: “I’ll be Frankenstein and wear platform boots and paint my skin green. Scratch that, I want to be a witch so I can cackle and hex people as much as possible. Nevermind, Dracula is my spirit-monster. Pass the fangs and faux blood! Actually, wait a minute I’ll be a giant jack-o-lantern!” With all the cool costume options available, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed.  But now you don’t have to!  With this sweater, you get a little of all of them!

We’re fans of all things Halloween, and it’s hard to beat all the classic monsters and symbols of the season.  Getting to show them all off at once makes this ugly Halloween sweater our favorite of the season. is your destination for the hottest Ugly Halloween Sweaters this season, and again, you can save 15% off your entire order from now through October 31, 2019, with our exclusive discount code for the TRN community.  Just click on the link below to visit them and see their entire selection!  Men’s, Women’s, and Kid’s sizes are all available, but you need to act quickly because we doubt these beauties will stay in stock long! Ugly Halloween Sweaters Collection

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